1. All hail Aunt Jemima! For she has the only name in the universe synonymous with pancakes.
2. All hail Aunt Jemima! For when you cross paths with her, she will not leave you hungry.
3. All hail Aunt Jemima! For you can’t look at her without her making your mouth water.
4. All hail Aunt Jemima! For your pancakes would be in disarray without her.
5. All hail Aunt Jemima! For you have many fond memories with her, prior to leaving for work.
6. All hail Aunt Jemima! Because I say so and this is PI.
7. All hail Aunt Jemima! For she creates syrupy goodness 365 days a year.
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One reason not to hail Aunt Jemima is that it is now full of high fructose corn syrup!
It’s a shame, because I used to love it. Now I buy pure maple syrup. I know it’s expensive, but we don’t use it often.
@ Mary C: Corn syrup is terrible for health! You’re right. But at the same time, I can’t but help hail Aunt Jemima!
That Jemima is a good woman.
@ Flying LlamaFish: You ain’t kidding.