1. You are male. Female butlers do not exist.
2. You are British, or pretend to be. Speak even a syllable without the accent, and your employment is instantly terminated.
3. You are eternally between the ages of 45 and 60.
4. You are a master in the art of sarcasm.
5. You are always the snazziest dresser in the room.
6. Elegance emits from your pores. Heck, your flatulence smells like cologne.
7. You must choose from the following names: Jeeves, Reginald, and Niles
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