1. You perpetually squint.
2. You say everything you need in as few words as possible. You never beat around the bush.
3. When you enter the saloon, everyone stares.
4. You are a loner, and like it that way.
5. Under no circumstances do you shower more than twice a week.
6. You’re more rugged than a Rottweiler.
7. You must wear the hat. You must wear it well.
I’m a cowboy.
I’ve been trying out number one for the last few weeks. Everywhere I go I squint.
Some people tend to look at me funny when I do this. A small price to pay though.
I started with #5… F- showering. That’s for Indians!
-Nate
Is smoking a requirement?
I wonder if they stare because you haven’t showered in a while. And after starring a computer screen all day, squinting is involuntary. I think I’m going blind. Oh wait, that’s just the hat riding a little low.
Well, Pilgrim, let’s not forget about outdoor bathroom wisdom either: “Don’t squat with your spurs on.”
A post about cowboys without any mention of a horse? That’s like talking about hamburgers without mentioning fries
Raspy voice
I thought I was more cowboy than most, and I don’t fit any of those. That explains a lot.
Bamboo: Well worth the price, indeed.
Nate: That’s the spirit!
Vered: While it isn’t required, 9 packs a day are strongly recommended.
Ryan: It must be the hat riding too low.
Lori: You speak the truth!
Marelisa: You’re right. The horse as primary transportation goes without saying.
Lydia: Most have em for sure.
Dr. J: I’m glad I could clear that up for you, amigo.
Deloris, is that you? A cowboy said that to me in a raspy voice.