Please be Careful this Holiday Season…
I’ve discovered some disturbing news. News that I’d feel utterly irresponsible if I were not to share it with all of you.
There’s a man on the loose cops are currently looking for and he’s smelling people’s asses when they least suspect it.
Do you think you’re safe when you’re at the grocery store bending down to pick up a jar of pickles? Think again, for times are changing.
When you least suspect it there may be a man getting in just the right position to get a whiff of your ass. Seriously, this is really disturbing and I’m concerned for all of you. This is not a joke (though I wish it were).
Listen… this holiday season I want you all to do your best to be vigilant. We’re not living in a world anymore where you can innocently go shopping without concerning yourself with someone on the loose that likes to sniff arse.
I was not planning on posting until we relaunched. But listen, children… Rules are meant to be broken, aren’t they?
I’m really concerned for all of you. Please, my dear fans, protect yourself this holiday season! oh my GOSH! Someone is asking for my autograph again?! I’m busy!
Thanks for the warning…
This IS disturbing! Thanks for the alert. I wouldn’t want to be “behind” the times.
@ Vered: You’re welcome. You watch out for yourself and yours this holiday season, you hear?
@ Davina: Indeed. Watch yourself this holiday season. I would never sit back and let even a single one of my readers fall victim to this. Not on my watch, that is.
OMG… this guy was relentless! Yuck!! I’m going to have to get one of those tiny rear-view mirrors that cyclists wear on their helmets!
We should probably all lay off the baked beans for a while in case it encourages him.
@ Julian: You don’t know how true what you said really is.
@ Lisis: I’m glad to see you’re taking this serious. Watch out for yourself and those you love. I’ll be damn sure to do the same. For, no one… and I mean NO ONE is smelling my bum.
Merry Christmas
I wonder if they’ve caught him yet.