Blog Owners are Stingy

Written by Bamboo Forest

Imagine you’ve invited me over your house and I tell you my throat’s parched and ask for a cold glass of water.

You respond, “I’m sorry, we’re saving on utilities — can’t spare extra water.”

I’d call you an asshole on the spot.

But that’s not the point. The point is our blogs are our homes. When you come to my blog to read my writing, you’re essentially visiting my house. Truthfully, you’re always welcome. You could visit my crib on a Monday morning at 3 AM with Jack Daniel fumes emanating from your face hole, and you’d be my most honored guest.

So this got me thinking… why do blogs invite guests from all over the world all around the clock, yet never offer refreshments (stingy bastards)? I then realized I myself partake in this imprudent behavior.

Recession or not, PI’s putting an end to the discourteousness!

Sure other blogs won’t offer you as much as a pig in a blanket with a paper cup filled with sink water. They’re stingy. They’re cheap.

And they most certainly aren’t Pun Intended. Can we all agree on that?

For the remainder of this post, I’m offering you, my dear readers, an incredible array of foods to choose from. This is buffet style, so feel free to take and waste as much food as your little heart desires.

If we run out of anything, I’ll mosey on back to flickr and hunt for some more goodies. Hope you came hungry.

Enough talk. Let’s dig in:

Hot Wings

Photo by J Wynia

Deviled Eggs

Photo by qwrrty

Sushi

Photo by syvwlch

Tofurky For My Vegan Guests

Photo by CarbonNYC

ENJOY!!!