7 Reasons to Vote for Herbert
Good evening, and thank you for visiting the Pun Intended Universe.
Together we stand at a crossroads. We stand just four days away from the single most important moment in P.I. history.
On November 3rd we will be asked to make a choice. We will be asked to dig deep within our hearts and minds and vote for the candidate that we believe will best lead Pun Intended into a glorious new era.
I strongly believe Herbert is that candidate, and I hereby endorse him for President of the P.I Council.
Here is why:
- Herbert lives life to the fullest and encourages everyone around him to as well.
- Herbert is an accomplished inventor. He has invented everything from robotic panda bears to invisibility cloaks.
- Herbert is a real go-getter. When things need to get done, he does them. When the going gets tough, he gets creative. When Pun Intended runs into an obstacle, President Herbert will invent a way to overcome it.
- Herbert rocks a viking costume harder than Flava Flav.
- With his sights perpetually set on the future, Herbert will inspire all those that frequent the interweb. Hani, on the other hand, spends his existence pondering the depths of the universe. Hani meditates. Herbert accomplishes.
- Herbert sips all his beverages through a silly straw. No exceptions!
- Herbert brings excitement and innovation wherever he goes and he goes everywhere.
The very future of Pun Intended is at stake, and I have no doubt Herbert is the best choice for president.
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October 30th, 2008 at 3:47 am
This is getting to be a tough decision, Flying Llama Fish. Herbert sounds like a doer and sipping his beverages through a straw is very important in a leader. But I do have to ask, where will all of the money for those straws come from? Taxpayer dollars?
Too bad we don’t have time for a televised debate. Or even a town hall, as I’m guessing I’m not the only voter who has questions.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:25 am
herbert, just one question. Can you see Russia from your house. Your answer depends on my vote.
you sound like a good candidate though.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Herbert sounds like a good candidate too..
I’m with Natural, can you deal with foreign policy even if your neighbor is Russia?
October 30th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’ve always liked Herbert!- He reminds me of my father- who sat in a lawn chair in his own front driveway-a real representative of Americana. But I am not entirely sure he is the right candidate to win. I know who I won’t vote for (You know- that red character who is so full of himself-he can’t see beyond is own spectacles)!! I think that using silly straws puts Herbert in a very Joe Plumber identifiable light- As for Hani- I do think his Halloween costume has something to say about himself-a sorcerer?!?- maybe that is just what we need. I can’t believe I’m putting more thought into tis election than the “other one” Do you have absentee ballots?
October 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Barbara: A few years back, Herbert sold the rights to one of his greatest inventions for a life time supply of silly straws. Not a penny of tax payer dollars will ever go toward his silly straw habit. You have my word.
Hani and Herbert wanted to have an online debate, but they could not agree on the format. Octavius also threatened to riot if he wasn’t invited to such a debate.
patti: Herbert will fight day in and day out to make Pun Intended a more amusing universe for every reader that frequents it. Hani will spend the majority of his presidency pondering, only taking action when it is too late.
October 30th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Good Day, Natural! While I cannot see Russia from my living room, I once flew 15,000 feet above it while on my chair suspended by balloons. Had there been a problem on the ground, I would have deflated a few balloons, landed, and then engaged in some tough diplomacy. Then I would have offered everyone a juice box.
Good Day, BC Doan! I am honored that you are considering me as P.I. President!
October 30th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Could we have a Hanie with Octavius’ supreme intellect and Herbert’s yodeling skills?
October 31st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Jannie: If only such a perfect being existed…
October 31st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I would like to know if Herbert would meet with leaders of rogue states without precondition.
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Good day, Marelisa. It totally depends on what their wearing and where they’re headed.
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 am
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