The Three Laws of Super Glue

1. Super glue shall get everywhere except for where you intend.
2. Super glue shall ruin that delightful sweater your grandma so lovingly knitted for you.
3. Super glue shall turn your skin into an alien-like surface in which sensation will never fully return.

Trust me… Super glue will only cause you misery and pain.

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