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Ben Stiller is a talented comedic actor. I have seen many of his films and have enjoyed quite a few of them. Although I am a fan, I have come to realize that he tends to play variations of one of the same two characters in every film.

Character #1: Down-on-His-Luck, Average Guy

Stiller plays this character in the majority of his movies.

He portrays a somewhat likable man that falls victim to unfortunate event after unfortunate event. Several humorous misunderstandings occur at his expense. He eventually reaches his breaking point and goes a little crazy. During the last twenty minutes of the film his life gets back on track and all is dandy.

Examples: There’s Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Duplex, Along Came Polly, Night at the Museum, and The Heartbreak Kid

Character #2: Over-the-Top, Crazy Guy

In the few movies that Stiller does not play Character #1, he plays this character. He will portray an outrageous guy that is overly confident, narcissistic, and more than a little crazy.

Examples: Zoolander, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Heavyweights, and Starskey & Hutch

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Inside Abercrombie & Fitch I’m priming to take a picture, everything’s going according to plan until an employee approaches me and yelps, “not so fast!” He tells me I’m not allowed to take pictures in the store. I have returned once more since this episode, to find out the mystery: why can’t I take pictures?

My stroll through the three levels of Abercrombie, a fact finding mission was almost finished. The only thing left, was to ask the beautiful girl on the bottom level if I could please speak with the manager. Mind you, I did so politely. I was a good little Bamboo Forest. (more…)

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The first obstacle encountered is a half naked girl and guy at the entrance way. What are they doing here? Is there not a swimming hole where they can better enjoy their time at?

Next thing, is the music! “Oonts * oonts * oonts - I love you - oonts * oonts * oonts - I love you.” Why do I feel as if I’ve entered a night club and not a clothing store?

As I’m walking in, you bet I was greeted. Dang, it’s sorta dark in here; can someone turn on the lights? Also, where do I get a cocktail?

I’m scoping the place out, and mosey on over to a display of jeans. Price: 90 bucks with rips and holes everywhere.

I decide to climb the stairs and see what the 2nd floor has in store for me. As I’m entering there are two beautiful girls who greet me. Well, why not, I can be greeted a second time! The second floor seemed like much of the same; everywhere I look I’m bombarded by large black and white photos of shirtless guys smiling at me - what does it all mean?

Next, I decide to climb the stairs further, to see what the summit has to offer. Remarkably, as I enter the third floor I’m greeted for a third time, and again by beautiful girls. Do they do this for everyone, or am I more magnetic than I ever thought possible?

Well, I think I got the picture. This place makes me feel a little squeamish inside; I feel like I’m walking the catwalk when I’m in here.

I see they have a nice elevator here, so I use it. I descend three floors and finally make my way out, pass beyond the half naked couple, and enter into the fresh air.

If you’re looking for me, low probability you’ll find me here. I advise that you hang a left, I’ll be perusing the Ralph Lauren.

** Update ** Just prior to this being published I tried to take a photograph while in Abercrombie & Fitch. I never intended to write more about A & F beyond this single article. However, an experience I had at the store changed all that. Stay tuned for one more upcoming installments (6/3) on the retailer Abercrombie & Fitch. ———-> The 6/3 Installment

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