Olives are Gross

I am a food lover, no doubt about it.
I admit I play favorites, but I find almost all foods to be decent on at least some level. Olives are not decent on any level. They are nauseating little things that should be banned from Earth. I would hold some respect for them if they kept to themselves. But, they insist on trying to corrupt pizzas, salads, and glass containers all over the world.
In conclusion: Olives and taste buds do not mix, so just say no to olives.
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May 19th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I like olives.
May 19th, 2008 at 8:54 am
The best is- a glass of spicy v-8 juice with 3 or 4 olives in it!
May 19th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You are probably not one of our readers ;p
May 19th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I don’t think they are too bad.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:53 am
@ Olive: That’s probably a pretty safe assumption about Flying LlamaFish.
@ Patti: That sounds delicious!
September 13th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Huh? What? Im sorry. I was too busy eating my olives. Yum!
lol