Olives are Gross

May 19th, 2008
Written by Flying LlamaFish

I am a food lover, no doubt about it.

I admit I play favorites, but I find almost all foods to be decent on at least some level. Olives are not decent on any level. They are nauseating little things that should be banned from Earth. I would hold some respect for them if they kept to themselves. But, they insist on trying to corrupt pizzas, salads, and glass containers all over the world.

In conclusion: Olives and taste buds do not mix, so just say no to olives.

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6 Responses to “Olives are Gross”

  1. Bamboo Forest Says:

    I like olives.

  2. patti Says:

    The best is- a glass of spicy v-8 juice with 3 or 4 olives in it!

  3. Olive Says:

    You are probably not one of our readers ;p

  4. Technokid88 | playfart.com Says:

    I don’t think they are too bad.

  5. Bamboo Forest Says:

    @ Olive: That’s probably a pretty safe assumption about Flying LlamaFish.

    @ Patti: That sounds delicious!

  6. Criss Miss Says:

    Huh? What? Im sorry. I was too busy eating my olives. Yum!

    lol

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