Super Glue is the Root of all Evil
The Three Laws of Super Glue
- Super glue shall get everywhere except for where you intend.
- Super glue shall ruin that delightful sweater your grandma so lovingly knitted for you.
- Super glue shall turn your skin into an alien-like surface in which sensation will never fully return.
Trust me… Super glue will only cause you misery and pain.
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April 30th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I hate super glue >.<
April 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I love super glue!!
May 7th, 2008 at 4:05 am
I hate super glue >.<
May 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I don’t care about super glue
May 7th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I hate it too… it says that it instantly binds to any surface.. instantly = 10 minutes if you are lucky! It seems that skin is the only surface that is instantaneous!
May 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Liam, we are in agreement.
@ Rebellious: Excellent point.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
The only good thing about super glue- is that recently they have started to market it in tiny one use applications- You can throw away that tube- after one use- and not have to try to revisit the crusted dried up tube- that you used before!
May 8th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
some times super glue does suck… used some yesterday and it got everywhere.. IT was a brand new bottle too.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
@ playfart: Sorry to hear of such an incident. I hate super glue >.<