The Frightening Truth about Bloggers

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If your children are reading along with you, I’d advise you gently ask them to go play with their toys. They don’t need to learn what I’m going to tell you, not this way.

What I’m about to convey to you is disturbing to say the least. But it is also true. Nearly forty percent of all bloggers are extra terrestrial; they are not of this world, and their intentions are anything but benevolent.

Before you respond with the knee-jerk reaction that everything I have just spoken is pure rubbish, allow me to shed a few facts.

If an alien race, light years away wanted to take over our planet, how would they begin the process? Would they go on prime time and straight out tell everyone? Perhaps they would land on the fifty yard dash of the Super Bowl and announce to the world what’s going to be.

The problem is, you’re making assumptions about beings you know nothing of. Firstly, it’s a lot worse than you think. Secondly, the fact that these beings are more technologically advanced than us doesn’t mean they don’t seek out their own brand of “amusement”, as sick as that may be. Their efforts to see how far they can infiltrate humanity without our detection is their amusement. We are their fodder. That is their mission.

They want us to go down in a ball of fire. But not overnight, and that’s where blogs come in. Fact is, they are starting out very gradually.

Since they want to creep up on us, what would be a better and stealthier method to learn and interact with humanoids than blogging? There’s no competition. It’s genius.

In the coming future they plan on working their way into more prominent human venues, totally disguised, leaving us oblivious to what’s really going on. They have started with blogging to learn more about us before they venture into other areas of our lives, which they will.

This is how they get their giggles, by finding uncontacted worlds in the universe and slowly implanting a presence without the inhabitants ever taking notice. It’s a game to them and we are their chess pieces. In past worlds, this process has been known to last up to a few decades. Currently we are only in the beginning stages.

Right now we are like sheep being led to the slaughter. Our heads are in the sand while we smile and laugh.

There is still hope for us, however. We are only in the beginning stages. If enough of us wake up before their presence reaches a certain set point they devised, they will consider it that they have lost the “game” and will begin their journey to other civilizations in the universe to play their “chess” with.
On the other hand, if too many of us remain in slumber by the time they reach a certain presence here on earth, you can rest assured our world will be killed off. If it gets to this point, the killing off is considered their trophy. They won’t do it however, until the tipping point is met.

No one knows for sure how many people have to become aware of their presence, before they conclude they lost the “game.” But they’ll leave if enough of us do.

What this all comes down to, is this alien race finds and uses civilizations less “advanced” than them to play this game with. They made set rules for it that only they precisely know. In the event we lose the game, what they do is vaporize the world they leave behind, killing all forms of life on it. They view those planets that were once thriving with life and are now completely lifeless as their trophies scattered throughout the universe.

Do you want to become one of their trophies? Neither do I. Let’s wake up to what’s happening. It’s all starting here, in the blogosphere.

They’re making their efforts; they might even succeed. But they won’t do so without me putting up a fight. If I go down, I go down with relentless effort to let the world know what’s going on. Will you too go down in kind? Or, will you simply live by the mantra of, “ignorance is bliss.”

The time to act is NOW. I want you on board with me in this struggle. I’m giving you the facts straight up. You will either heed them and create a fighting chance for our earth and her inhabitants or ignore them and guarantee the fate of us all. The choice is yours.

WAKE UP BLOGOSPHERE! Bamboo is counting on you. Be with me in this struggle. Please.

It’s not just the small and mid-size blogs that are run by E.T.’s. either. Some of the A-listers are too. They have spread out equally among all factions of the blogosphere. There’s no safe haven. No method to guarantee who the human run blogs are, and those by aliens.

I can already hear some of your minds chattering, “but we see pictures and videos of these so called “aliens”, how can what you say have any validity at all?”

Pictures? Videos you say….?

The short answer. I can go on google images like the best of ‘em and pick out a handsome mug, as easy as pie. As for videos? Getting my cousin Ralphy to get behind the camera and act like the next pro blogger would be anything but difficult.

The above would work like a charm, but the aliens don’t use such crude methods. They make Pixar look like a relic uncovered in a 40,000 year old cave where Neanderthals once frolicked

They use computer graphics so sophisticated that every intelligence agency on the planet could unite and after years of exhaustive analysis would conclude it’s nothing more than pictures from a digital camera, and videos from a camcorder.

You have no idea what we’re dealing with here.

I’m undoubtedly suspicious of some of the blog owners who comment on my blog. Many of them are human. Some aren’t.

I’m not going to make this a witch hunt. Nor am I going to name names of those I suspect. They know who they are. And if they know what’s good for them, they’ll get back in their saucers and leave our planet alone.

I’m as shocked and horrified as you are; maybe even more so since I know far more than I’m willing to reveal.

I will… I mean, they will annihilate our world and its inhabitants once they learn enough about us, and gather the necessary information to infiltrate even further without our notice. They plan on making this a gradual process. If they continue to go unnoticed, our fate will be locked.

This is only the beginning.

We cannot stand for it.

We must unite and fight.

I hate to be the one who has to tell you this. But if I don’t, who will?

Photo by Cyrus Wade

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