Today’s Golden Rule
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When you eat pizza, you must drink Coca Cola Classic.
Good pizza never ceases to be delicious. Whether it be morning, the middle of the night, or any time in between… quality pizza will satisfy all your needs. But like all good superheroes, pizza must rely on a sidekick to provide the extra punch necessary to defeat evil. The sidekick in this instance is Coca-Cola Classic. The evil: unhappy taste buds.
Imagine that you are craving pizza. A large pizza from your favorite pizzeria appears before your taste buds. You begin inhaling that pizza like you have asthma. Each bite is more delicious than the next, but you eventually become thirsty. A cup appears and you take a large gulp. Imagine that gulp of liquid is milk.
If you haven’t regurgitated your imaginary pizza at the thought of washing it down with milk, you likely feel queasy at the very least. Water wouldn’t be much better.
There are a few beverages that would appease your taste buds: root beer, orange juice, or orange soda. While these beverages will do, only one beverage will show your taste buds the definition of euphoria.
There is simply nothing better than delicious pizza and Coca Cola Classic.
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May 12th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I agree wholeheartedly with your assertion, bro. Nothing complements each other better than coke and pizza. It’s pinnacle.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:32 am
I disagree wholeheartedly. Pizza is best with Diet Coke. Why increase the caloric intake by so much more? Even milk is better than Regular Coke.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Sorry, but I have to disagree. Pizza is best served with beer!
May 12th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
On the other hand, ice cream goes really well with warm water.
May 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
yeah I’m a big fan of coke, and pizza with is always great with it. Beer with pizza is good too, Beer with pizza is best when you have been drinking then they order pizza at the end of the night. That is the best combo.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
@ Tibi Puiu: Outside the realm of soda pop, I agree.
@ Lydia: Your level of insight never ceases to amaze me. Good call!
@ Playfart: Pizza at the end of the night, wonderful!
@ Garrett: Diet Coke? D:
May 14th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Britney Spears has a song called Soda Pop.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
@ DaventryGnome: That’s good trivia.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:26 am
Daventry Gnome: The song Soda Pop is one of society´s crowning achievements!
Garrett: When munching on delicious pizza, calorie counting is the last thing on my mind.
Lydia: nothing like a tall glass of lukewarm h20 when enjoying an ice cream cone.
Playfart: Pizza is definitely the perfect way to end the night.