Why You Should Vote for Hani in the Upcoming P.I. Election
As you all know, my dear P.I. readers, an election is soon to be held which will dictate the fate of P.I.
I trust you can appreciate the magnitude of this event. I also trust that you will select the candidate who is best qualified and whose vision will be of the greatest asset to our P.I. Universe.
Please listen thoughtfully to my sound reasons why we should all vote for Hani on Nov. 3rd.
1. He’s a fully enlightened being.
2. Herbert’s method to solve just about every issues that comes to light in the P.I. Universe is always the same: an invention. Sorry Herbert, sometimes we require more for a solution than your silly concoctions. Oh, I don’t know… maybe like a flying whale who can give us the advice and guidance we really need?
3. Do you really want Herbert to become President of the P.I. Council; the man who once spent two weeks floating 15,000 feet above the earth, in nothing more than a lawn chair suspended by helium balloons, going from Honolulu to Miami?
4. Hani is as elegant as he is wise. Herbert, on other hand, sips all his beverages through a silly straw. To have him become President of P.I. is embarrassing.
5. Herbert’s Campaign Promise is “more costume parties.” Hani’s is “a Pun Intended Universe filled with wisdom, justice and integrity.” Need I say more?
6. He’s a flying whale for crying out loud; how could you not vote for him?
7. It’s the wise choice.
I think the choice is a clear one. With so much riding on this election, how could you not vote for Hani?
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October 29th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Hi Bamboo - What a great campaign speech. Not too much different than the ones I hear on TV. You know the ones…He said/He said, He said/She said. Who do you believe?
October 29th, 2008 at 3:21 am
@ Barbara: I can see how you get that impression. Yes, those campaign speeches on television do a lot of that…
That being said, I can assure you I got my facts straight. Please don’t forget to vote on Nov. 3rd. And please… Please vote for the wise one: Hani. Our P.I. Universe will be a lot better off.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Hi Bamboo- You present quite a compelling case for Hani- I am however, waiting to see what Herbert’s platform is. Will they debate? Should be a fascinating election!
October 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
I guess my mind is made up as far as voting goes! I want to know who is writing the speech for the candidates though? I gagged when she said “he is just full of words”, while words are what flying out of her mouth too!
The P.I. Election Committee please make sure it is “wisdom, integrity, and justice!”
October 29th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I would NEVER pass up the opportunity to vote for a flying whale. EVER.
October 29th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I’m with Writer Dad. Great political copywriting, by the way.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
But will Hani raise taxes?
October 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
@ Patti: Our P.I. is a democracy. And so, you will certainly be exposed to what Herbert has to offer. Flying LlamaFish will be campaigning for him. I’ll be watching too.
@ BC Doan: Wisdom, integerity and justice is what you will get if you vote for Hani. November 3rd is the day. You decide who the winner will be.
@ Writer Dad: I feel the same way.
@ Vered: Thank you. Good choice.
@ Marelisa: Read my type: Hani will most definitely not raise taxes.
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I am thankful for your support, Bamboo Forest. I am humbled.
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 am
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