Good day, everyone.
I want to thank you for electing me president of the Pun Intended Universe. I am truly honored and will forever cherish this opportunity.
To Hani and Octavius, I congratulate you on a hard fought campaign. You were worthy opponents and I have no doubt great things await you.
To all those that frequent P.I., I promise to do all I can to make this the most fun and innovative place you ever did visit. I also promise to always put your self-interests above my own.
And, to my 4th grade science teacher who once belittled my remote controlled hovercraft… look at me now!
Together, we now usher in a new era of Pun Intended. An era comprised of gizmos, gadgets, and special events. Masquerade Mondays, anyone?
Together, we will revolutionize the interweb.
A wise man once said, “go big, or go home.” And as president, I will always govern with that on my mind.
Thank you so much for this opportunity!

Congratulations, Herbert. I am sure you will make one great president. I wish you all the best.
I will never understand how you received more votes than I did. Either massive voter fraud occurred, or the voters are just plain ignorant.
Either way… congratulations, Herbert. I hope you don’t screw things up too much.
Being the head campaign manager to Hani, I too want to congratulate you Herbert. I fully trust you will make an outstanding president of our P.I. Universe.
Congratulations Herbert. I am supposing this is well deserved.
“Gizmos, gadgets, and special events . . . ” sounds good to me
Awesome speech. Congratulations.
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