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Good Day, loyal readers. Today I shall bless your souls. I am going to share the secret to monetary success.
How does a decade of schooling and twenty years of hard work sound? Flush that thought down the toilet, because I have a better idea… Write a Christmas song.
Think about it. Christmas songs are inescapable this time of year. No matter what you do, or where you go, you are going to be bombarded with Christmas song after Christmas song. Only death and taxes are more certain than this phenomenon.
Write a little three minute ditty about the joys of the holiday season, and you will be minting Benjamins in no time. It doesn’t matter if your song is slightly repetitive, or on the verge of annoying. In fact, I recommend it.
So, take your pick. Work 9-5 almost everyday for the majority of your life, or spend three solid hours crafting the catchiest Christmas tune you ever did hear. It’s your choice.
But, you don’t have to take my word for it… Just ask the guy who wrote “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
Haha. Great idea.
OK, I’m on it.
There ARE some pretty wacky tunes out there. Wacky, but fun. This would be a good idea for next year… except that I plan to be rich before then
So that’s where I’ve been going wrong. No wonder my credit history is f*****. I s’pose I’ll have to go rummaging around the attic for my old Casio organ. Either that or get drunk and sell one of my kidneys. Probably the latter.
Hi Flying Llama Fish: Maybe I can find a way to turn my post on 5 ways to keep your spirits up during the holidays into a song
Aha! I’ve written many, but none are decent enough to share here. Hehehehe…