All too often, we’re reminded that life is short. And it’s absolutely true… for most people.
If you feel like time is passing you by faster than a barefoot Kenyan, there is a way to slow it down, though. It may sound too good to be true, but believe you me, no science fiction gadgets are required.
You’ve undoubtedly heard the old adage, ‘time flies when you’re having a good time’. Well, the opposite must also be true, right? Right.
Time stands still when you’re bored and disengaged. If you need proof, spend 24 hours sitting in a dark crevice with nothing but your thoughts. By the 3rd hour, your day-dream-well will have run dry and you’ll feel more miserable than the city of Detroit. When the final second of the 24th hour ticks, though, you’ll feel as if you’ve just survived the longest day of your life.
You’re blown away. You’re flabbergasted. You’re awe-stricken.
And who could blame you? I’ve basically just unveiled the Fountain of Youth. And while I could turn my epiphany into a few billion pesos, dinero ain’t gonna fulfill me.
All I ask in return for the ability to slow down the sands of time is that you subscribe to Pun Intended. We’ll enlighten your soul or your money back.
