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Leave Big Foot alone!
I’m sick of you weirdos trying to capture this wondrous beast.
You make me want to vomit.
You take your atvs, infared goggles and every kind of bizarre inspector gadget you can to chase sasquatch.
You spend tens of thousands of dollars on your expeditions, putting cameras in trees with lazer sensors so you can capture this marvelous creature.
Let me ask you… How would you like if I took a sleeping bag and slept on your front yard? Would you like that? And how about… I take a camera and stick it in one of your trees, monitoring you, your wife, and and all your three little children 24 hours a day from a black van parked across the street, you son of a bitches…
OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOSH!!! OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOSH!!! OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOSH!!! OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOSH!!! OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOSH!!! OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOSH!!!
NEVER have I cussed on this blog… NEVER has an expletive come from my mouth… what have you done to me, you son of a bitches?
LEAVE BIG FOOT ALONE!
I am tired of you and all your little clubs, charging into the beautiful northwest with all your little gadgets — you’re real heros, you know that?
You sickos.
I love big foot and always will. What a peaceful, loving creature he is! Big foot doesn’t need this from you, do you understand me? Do you hear me, weirdos?! They don’t need you bearded freaks charging into the mountains and harassing these magnificent, loving, hairy creatures. If you want to spy, join the damn CIA and go spy on the damn North Koreans, you son of a bitches.
This is beyond wrong and its gotta stop! These creatures deserve nothing less than to live in peace without fear of camouflage ladened weirdos charging into their wilderness, wreaking havoc upon their people.
You make me sick.
Thank you for bringing the Big Foot tragedy to light. I hope some eyes are opened. If only we applied the golden rule to huge, hairy creatures…
I’m being stalked by the Ohio Grassman — aka bigfoot’s cousin. But I don’t do anything to harm him, or stop him. Not my fault he’s trying to return me to my home of origin…that’s just his job. Thank you for your informative article. Everyone must know how important your stance is.
@ Flying LlamaFish: Indeed.
@ Sarah: Thank you. I’m doing my best to spread this message to people everywhere.