Me and my brother want this blog to grow so bad we can taste it.
Didn’t you have dreams and aspirations when you were a young tike?
You know… before you were told society’s rule that you must work a job you hate with every ounce of your existence only to retire at 65 a miserable person and die of a heart attack a few years later.
You know what I’m talking about you silly creatures!
If you’re on that road, then I’m REALLY sorry 🙁
But there’s still hope for me and my bro. And doesn’t that mean something to you? Don’t you want to spare us from a fate that’ll make the PI Universe die a painful death only to become a fossil of a once enormous dinosaur with cajones the size of a pair of P.I. blimps?
We yearn to make a living typing and having our words appear a few days a week on people’s computer monitors just like what Darren Rowse, Brian Clark and the dude from Guam spend their days doing and getting paid shit loads for (booya baby!).
No doubt blogging for dinero is a dream job. Any job you can do sitting in your Hello Kitty underwear is a job I’ll pay any price to get (Yes, I will chop off random people’s pony tails at a movie theatre to get this job, but that’s another story for another time).
If you enjoy reading this blog, you’ll do us the favor we’re about to ask you and help us not only keep this Universe thriving and spreading cheer to the world, but you’ll also help us print Benjamins.
It’s a win/win situation for all of us!
How You Can Help the PI Universe Get There
Truth is, we’re not going to ask for tweets, Facebook shares, or stumbles.
That’s the kind of crap mainstream websites ask for.
That’s child’s play.
This is Pun Intended.
We like taking shortcuts and making the most of our efforts which is precisely why we’re asking you to apply face paint to your face prior to reading every new post published on Pun Intended.
It’s really not much to ask and when you’re done reading a post you can simply wash it off with water and soap, easy peasy.
You can purchase your face paint at this store, or you can simply purchase it at any party favor store. It’s not expensive and will really help us grow.
Just paint half your face white and the other half blue and make sure that the blue side of your face has the letters P.I. painted in white.
If you do us this one little favor and paint your face prior to reading our newly published posts, I predict our blog will spread like wildfire, which is kinda the point.
Face paint just for college basketball and football games?
I don’t think so.
It’s now a big part of the reading culture of Pun Intended.
And that simply rocks.