How Pun Intended Actually Has Well Over 100,000 Subscribers « Pun Intended
Written by Bamboo Forest

Illustration by white-angel-ariah

How limiting is it that for me to become wealthy and loved, I merely have to impress other Homo sapiens?

What’s up with that?

What if I was the only f*cking human remaining on earth. Then what? You trying to tell me I couldn’t become rich or loved under those circumstances?

Com’ on!

Truth is, of course it’s a bunch of bull sh*t.

Reality is, us humans are just one tiny demographic that make up this infinite universe.

Did you know that spirits float in the atmosphere? Did you also know, that in other dimensions, PI is the Sh*t and has millions of subscribers?

I bet you didn’t know that, did you?

Whatever one’s aspirations, if you’re trying to tell me the only way you’ll make it is for other humanoids to like what you do…. All I gotta say is this: that’s really, really weak.

The Myth of Self Employment

Or what about when people say they’re ‘self-employed’. Hah, what a crock of sh*t.

You ain’t self-employed and never will be. You may not work for a corporation, but you do work for your clients, don’t you? They’re paying your ass. You aren’t completely free. Without ‘em, you’d be a panhandler outside a 7-Eleven.

That’s freedom?

I don’t think so!!!

If this post is coming off as angry, then all I gotta say is this:

::: Demon Taking Over PI Transmission :::

You’re just bitter because your Darren Rowse prank didn’t give you one single new subscriber. How long did you and your brother labor over that operation? How many hours…?

You, your brother and the whole PI Council are just pathetic. And Hani, the whale that thinks he’s a bird; his mission to bring a little more ‘cheer’ to the world as he calls it was and is an epic fail. I mean, for f*cking sake, how ya gonna accomplish that with 178 measly subscribers? He should’ve recruited a different team to head up the writing of the PI Universe.

You son of a bitch!

Don’t interrupt me, Bamboo. I ain’t finished. One more thing: I bet you anything, had Hani and the PI Council chosen another team of brothers other than you guys, Bamboo Forest and Flying LlamaFish, PI would’ve already reached 10,000 human subscribers by now (hasn’t it been two years you two have been trying to make this blog successful?).

The PI Universe? It’s nothing but a multi-colored turd suspended in the sky.

::: Demon transmission ends :::

Well that’s a first.

Sure, I’ve had my fair share of criticism. But I can’t say its ever spontaneously manifested in the copy of my post (and from a demon no less). How this happened and why it got published, I’m unsure.

But enough about that and the demon who temporarily hijacked this post.

All I’m trying to say is that having tons of human subscribers like Leo Babauta, Darren Rowse, Brian Clark, and Matthew Inman–isn’t everything.

Sure, they get the money, the women, the fame, and can travel like crazy and drink booze all day.

But they don’t got the multitudes of subscribers in other dimensions, like PI does, do they?

Think about it.

3 Responses to “How Pun Intended Actually Has Well Over 100,000 Subscribers”
  1. I knew we should’ve invested in Demon Repellant.

  2. @ Flying LlamaFish: I’ve just put it on the list. Good call.

  3. Twitter Fail says:

    I feel so much better now. I’ve only been counting my human subscribers who are alive in 3D space. And I totally forgot about the dogs. My blog is very popular in the animal kingdom.

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