Super Glue is the Root of all Evil «
Written by Flying LlamaFish

The Three Laws of Super Glue

  1. Super glue shall get everywhere except for where you intend.
  2. Super glue shall ruin that delightful sweater your grandma so lovingly knitted for you.
  3. Super glue shall turn your skin into an alien-like surface in which sensation will never fully return.

Trust me… Super glue will only cause you misery and pain.

9 Responses to “Super Glue is the Root of all Evil”
  1. I hate super glue >.<

  2. Lydia says:

    I love super glue!!

  3. liam says:

    I hate super glue >.<

  4. toby says:

    I don’t care about super glue

  5. I hate it too… it says that it instantly binds to any surface.. instantly = 10 minutes if you are lucky! It seems that skin is the only surface that is instantaneous!

  6. Liam, we are in agreement.

    @ Rebellious: Excellent point.

  7. patti says:

    The only good thing about super glue- is that recently they have started to market it in tiny one use applications- You can throw away that tube- after one use- and not have to try to revisit the crusted dried up tube- that you used before!

  8. some times super glue does suck… used some yesterday and it got everywhere.. IT was a brand new bottle too.

  9. @ playfart: Sorry to hear of such an incident. I hate super glue >.<

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