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So many things have transpired since my last blog post. The adventures I’ve been on will shock and delight you.
Between being a contributing author for Daily Blog Tips, going in and out of court, and doing my required community service, I’ve simply lacked time lately.
And to be honest, sometimes I don’t feel my writing ability can adequately convey the happenings of my life (yes I’m fishing for compliments; leave them in the comment section).
It recently hit me that just because I can’t write stories like Stephen King or Sol Stein doesn’t mean I should let my life experiences collect dust in Google docs not being seen by anyone, except maybe for the government that spies on me.
It’s time to dust those puppies off, polish them off, and share them with the world.
The most recent “incident” that happened to me was on Valentine’s Day (which is why I’ve been in court and busy doing community service).
After this incident some people have called me a pervert. Some have even been so brazen to call me insane when we all know I only plead insanity when I believe I can get a better sentence from it.
You’re my loyal readers and I know with certainty that no matter what I tell you, you’ll support me, won’t judge me, and definitely won’t consider me a pervert, Heaven forbid.
Since I trust you, my dear readers, and know with certainty that you got my back, I’m going to share with you what happen to me on Valentines, this Tuesday.
You probably don’t want to miss it.