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I recently decided to master the Spanish language. And although I am not yet fluent, I have decided to share some of my knowledge with the world. Prepare yourself for three of the most intriguing sentences known to man.
1. The lopsided lobster rode in my petticoat like a champion.
La langosta ladeada montó en mis enaguas como una campeona.
2. I know what you did last Cinco de Mayo.
Sé que hiciste el Cinco de Mayo pasado.
3. The liverwurst is lukewarm, my love.
La butifarra está tibia, mi amor.
*Special thanks to my girlfriend, Lydia!
Oh you for got this one
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
I want taco bell
Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Luca Brasi duerme con los peces.
Well, now you have the key phrases to visit any spanish-speaking country.
Technokid: That sentence is essential for anyone interested in the Spanish language.
Marelisa: Thanks to you, I just booked a flight to Guatemala. I’m ready to go!