7. Two-Person Horse

Always a classic…
6. Human Spork

You too could be 50% spoon. 50% fork. 100% Awesome.
5. Matthew Lesko

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This outfit is so money. Isn’t it????????????????
4. Golden Girls

The ideal getup for four young ladies eager to show off their wild sides.
3. Kangaroo with baby kangaroo in pouch

The perfect parent-child costume. Rock it like Kanga and Roo.
2. Benjamin Franklin

Dress up like a true American hero. And, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, round up a few of your favorite Founding Fathers and party like it’s 1776.
My costume of choice this year.
1. The Hamburglar

Absolutely nothing could be better than dressing up like the convict voted most likely to steal hamburgers 30 years in a row.
Seriously, it is simply unbeatable.
Honorable Mentions:
* Cap’n Crunch
* Bill Nye the Science Guy
* Justin Guarini
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I like the Golden Girls costume.
I would dress up like Justin Guarini any day. He was amazing in From Justin to Kelly
Hmmm… I want to be an old kung fu master for Halloween. I would don a long gotee which would rule.
Vered: It is a good one!
Lydia: He certainly was. That film will go down in history as a cinematic masterpiece.
Bamboo: That wouls be an awesome costume!
Hi Flying Llama Fish – I’m noticing the “spork” keeps coming up in your writings. I’m guessing that must be a favorite of yours.
Barbara: I hold a very special place in my heart for sporks!
Personally, I was always partial to the orange question mark suit around this time of year.
Matthew Lesko: It is an honor to have you stop by the Pun Intended Universe! I have no doubt your orange question mark suit is beyond classy!
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